Thursday, September 25, 2014

Transcend Pleasure and Pain

There is a point where pleasure and pain intersect.

One transcends duality and a new dimension of bliss arises. Once the line is crossed there is no going back.

In the heart of Germany at Shree Peetha Nilaya one can find the ultimate tool that helps one transcend the duality of life.

Where one can finally find the utmost pleasure, in the greatest of all pain.


“When I first discovered that pain can lead to pleasure, I was shocked. I couldn’t help but grow more and more into this way of life.”

- Girikumar, Head of Garden

“The more I put in it the more I transcended the plain of duality. Eventually there is nothing more to do but bottle up this feeling and store it.”

- Bhagyshri, Head of Kitchen

The duality transcending medicine can be found at specific times of the year, and not everyone is capable of handling it. Get ready for the key to everlasting life. It is ……..

Swami’s Chilli Sauce!

A note of caution, this sauce is blisteringly hot, made with Sri Swami Vishwananda’s chilies which are some of the hottest chilies in the world.

Please do not buy this product for any person with any respiratory, stomach, or throat problems.
If anyone is having any “heart” problems though, this is the perfect product.

Only available during Navaratri 2014.

 ** Please don’t take the article too seriously, it's meant only as a joke. But seriously - the sauce is really tasty!